Assuming you will buy this package or even the silver or gold packages, MR. MYSTIC is very pleased & excited about the prospect of having you as the newest Copper Package fan aboard & is reminded every time a fan orders a package how, without fans, there would be no MR. MYSTIC. You are so very special. Thank you!*

*If you are not going to purchase this package or any of the other less expensive packages, please ignore the Thank you noted above as well as that other pleased and excited crap.

Although you would not be in MR. MYSTIC's inner circle by getting this Bronze package (see more expensive packages), a journey to MR. MYSTIC's secret society will begin by way of this package.

A special message from MR. MYSTIC to you:

Thank you for stepping up. I will be honored to have you join. You truly know how memorabilia like the Bronze Package, for instance, can skyrocket in value when I, MR. MYSTIC become globally popular (ie: Elvis, Shirley Temple, Superman, Gumby…).
*** ***To you forever, my fellow Bronze fans!

Wow, welcome welcome welcome! So, what do you do for a living - (this is just one of the things MR. MYSTIC will talk with you about). Although you are not in MR. MYSTIC'S inner circle, you are approaching the outer edge of the inner circle.
*****Welcome to MR. MYSTIC's Universe.
*********You are so very special!

MR. MYSTIC HERE - Let me first give a big hello to you! Please email me a direct request to find out exactly what's inside the GOLD PACKAGE. Besides a treasure chest of expensive stuff, do the words private party & backstage area pass get you excited? It should. My agent and or manager will also want to talk with you too if this is okay. We have many projects on the table & you may be able to play a roll financially in making some of these happen. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I know I'll like you. You are an achiever, a leader, heck you might teach me a thing or two. Just knowing you are reading this far gives me the chills. You know that I know it's people like you that demand a higher standard. Your house (or vacation home) probably has an extra bedroom for me to stay in while performing in your city. Anyhow, please join. (Please).
***Talk to you soon I hope! - To you, with love,
***MR. MYSTIC (call me by my nickname, "sir")

Before you skip to the next package, please read this. Besides getting the works, everything is autographed in this jaw-dropping package that will change your life forever. Holy Smokes - This sounds incredible. It is. I'm willing to be your personal guide, your friend with no baggage. Please let me know if you have a vacation home (anywhere) and/or a pool. Because your privacy is valued like mine, I won't spam you with any other offers like the other fans will experience above upon joining this kit. Let's hook up. Yes, you are a true fan, near and dear to my heart. It's fans who join this kit that allow me to live the lifestyle you live and that bond is special.
Please email my management to discuss further at saseinfo@aol.com. Thank you so much.

* add $500 for some real diamonds

Everything & More. Kind of like a gift bag you get on a press junket or at a Hollywood award ceremony but worth much less. MR. MYSTIC & YOU do the Secret Handshake together. Depending on a security background check, you may be considered to be a part of MR. MYSTIC's entourage. Welcome!

Price of the package depends. First, you must be the key decision-maker or the person signing the contract for a major Motion Picture or Television series/special which will feature (or star) MR. MYSTIC & be seen in the USA or have worldwide distribution. (A local cable access show is okay too). Or, you may be a "player" at a major agency in LA or NY. Please call my people to discuss further or let's all do lunch.If you can't reach my people, leave a message on MR. MYSTIC's show hotline at (415) 249-9177. For a limited time, I will send you the contents of this package in a High Tech aluminum briefcase! Ready, Set, Order!